just for shits & giggles...

the dispatcher at the company I work for sends me emails whenever someone does not show up for work. I thought it might be interesting to chronicle them somewhere. These are straight from the emails, so please excuse any grammatical errors and please take special notice to how excited the dispatcher is to be informing me of each absentee!

Fri 6/25/2010 7:57 AM:

Mary came in complaing she was sick so i told her to go come she said had a bad pain in her side!

Thu 6/24/2010 7:57 AM

Oliver also called in saying his bands on braces come off so he has 2 wires sticking out he was going to the dentist to get them fixed!

Thu 6/24/2010 7:32 AM

Liza Called in this morning Nausea,headache,body ache.

Fri 6/18/2010 8:06 AM

Just wanted to let you know Liza asked if she could leave by noon!

I told her it was fine because they really didn't have that much!

She has to pick up her granddaughter!

Wed 6/9/2010 8:16 AM

Oliver called in today said he was feeling real sick!

Fri 4/16/2010 8:26 AM

Richard called in sick said he was throwing up!

Fri 4/9/2010 7:48 AM

E called in sick again!

Tue 4/6/2010 7:54 AM

Richard called in this morning again! Said he was still sick

Mon 4/5/2010 9:04 AM

Richard called in this morning said he had a head cold!

Tue 3/23/2010 8:10 AM

E's wife called in for him and said he was going to the hospital because she thinks his kidney stones came back.

Mon 6/28/2010 8:38 AM
Liza said she found another Job!
I asked her to give you a call Bob to let you know she was quitting!
I hope you enjoyed!